Confirming its tradition of game experimental laboratory, GiòCondoR is proud to give you the first live fantasy board game.
Before beginning to play, you need to be six, you have to give roles, distributed as follows:

The princess: this is the hardest part, as we know that women don’t like this nerd hobbies and prefer muscles and beautiful men (what? Is there any woman in your group and are you still reading this? What people say about players is true then…).
The role of the princess will be given to the player who dressed up as a woman at last Carnival or Halloween. If there is more than one (what a manly group!), there will be a synchro-swimming competition to decide who is the queen of the group.
After five minutes of mockery for the player who will play as the princess, the other roles can be given.

The hero: it is given to the player named Gastolph (what? Haven’t you got a Gastolph? What are you waiting for? Take the telephone book and look for one).

The monster: it will be interpreted by the player voted as the ugliest of the table.

The wolf: this will be the hairiest player (if there happened to be a woman in your group, it is likely that she will be given this role).

The astronaut: the player with the Star Trek or Star Wars t-shirt will play this role (trust me, there is always one).

The passer-by: the last player takes this role.

If these rules should be criticized or if there was a draw in the roles, there will be an head-butt fight. Two players give each other an head-butt (a very, very, very tough one), the one who has no permanent damage decides which role he will take (if his name is Agamemnon, otherwise you will have to go back to the rules above).

As it is a live board game, you need a board. Your board will be the room floor, so the next step will be the furniture removal.
After doing that, check that the floor is made of 40-50 cm tiles (what? Do you have parquet? No problem: furniture has already been removed, call me and I will give you the number of a good bricklayer. In a few days your board will be ready).
As for the starting positions: the princess, the hero, the monster and the wolf start from the tiles at the four corners. The astronaut starts hanging on the chandelier, and the passer-by wherever he likes.

As for the movement rules, the princess can only move after the passer-by moves, and only if the wolf didn’t move, the hero agrees with it, the monster doesn’t play a joker and the astronaut has no problem with his instruments. Or she can move, if she really insists on doing it.
The hero, after throwing the dice, will calculate how many bricks he can cross through this simple formula:

in this formula N is the civic number of that house, W the low temperature in Bolzano, A is the measure of the cathetus, Q is the anphidelius, l is the pondered average. For the other symbols you will have to wait for the expansion: FANTASY UH?
The monster can make a longitudinal movement to the load bearing wall of the house.
The wolf makes a 3-hexagon movement.
The astronaut can move along the ceiling.
The passer-by can never stop, but he can move as he likes.

Object of the game: find a job (and it is quite hard nowadays).
Now you can play, have fun!