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Techical sheet
Number of players: any number is ok (not alone, please, that’s
so sad. Please go out and try to make some friends.)
Age: any age is ok (as long as your speech is normal).
Length: length isn’t important. Quality is (women might
not agree.)
The game
Take a book and open a random page. Roll 1d100 (one 100-sided die) against
Table 1 and get your speech defect. Now start reading the page
(with your defect).
After 30 seconds roll 1d100 against Table 2 and get your accent.
Continue reading including your speech defect and your accent.
After another 30 seconds roll 1d100 against Table 3, and go on
reading as before but skipping the rolled vowel.
After another 30 seconds roll 1d100 against Table 4 and go on
reading but also skipping the rolled consonant.
Once two minutes have passed start over from the Table 1, by
adding the new speech defect, etc. (roll again if you get a number you
already rolled before).
Once you make a mistake time stops. The player who read the most without
errors is the winner.
If you have any doubt, please refer to our FAQ.
Let’s start! This game assures you and your friends to spend hours
with fun!
| Table
1 (speech defect) |
01 |
You can’t roll your “R”
a.k.a. chic “R” (pronounce your “R” as “V”) |
02 |
You have a lisp (pronounce your
“S” as “SCH”) |
03 |
You stammer (or "you sta-ta-tammer",
if you like) |
04 |
Japanese “R” (pronounce
your “R” as “L”)
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05 |
You have a cold (pronounce your
“T” as “D”) |
06-00 |
Re-roll |
| Table
2 (accent) |
01 |
French accent |
02 |
Italian accent |
03 |
German accent |
| 04 |
Russian accent |
| 05 |
Spanish accent |
06-00 |
Re-roll |
| Table
3 (vowels) |
01 |
Skip all “A”s |
02 |
Skip all “E”s |
03 |
Skip all “I”s |
04 |
Skip all “O”s |
| 05 |
Skip all ... you think “U”s, huh?
C’ha right, as it would be that easy. Nah. Skip all “A”s. |
06-00 |
Re-roll |
| Table
4 (consonants) |
01 |
Skip all “C”s |
02 |
Skip all “L”s |
03 |
Skip all “N”s |
04 |
Skip all “R”s |
| 05 |
Skip all “S”s |
06-00 |
Re-roll |
FAQ (Frequently asked questions)
Q: How can I stammer while I can’t roll “R”
while I must skip “A” and “S”?
A: I have no idea.
Q: What if I can’t roll my “r”
and at the same time pronounce it as a “L”?
A: Just hope to roll “skip your R”.
Errata Corrige
After a serious playtesting, the designer wants us to implement the following
corrections:
- the title says “A thrilling game about speech skills!” –
please replace it with “A game about speech skills.”
- the statement: “Let’s start! This game assures you and your
friends to spend hours with fun!” must be replaced with “Let’s
start! This game assures you and your friends to spend hours”.
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